{"product_id":"santa-hates-billionaires-tote-pre-order","title":"Santa Hates Billionaires Tote ♡ PRE-ORDER ♡","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSanta hates billionaires and he's not alone in that!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA tiny handful of obscenely wealthy people hoarding more money and power than they could ever spend, while the rest of the world deals with the consequences. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBillionaires aren't saving the world. They're helping create a world where wealth and power are concentrated in fewer hands, inequality keeps growing and ordinary people are left picking up the pieces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo this Christmas, we're keeping it real. Less billionaires, less bullshit, more humanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSanta gets it. Eat the rich. 🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrders open NOW: 11 November. Orders Close: 15 November.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003eYour tote is made especially for you after the order window closes, so please allow \u003cstrong\u003eapprox 3 weeks after 15th of November\u003c\/strong\u003e for it to arrive here. Once it lands, I’ll pack it up all cute and send it your way via express post. 🖤\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe process: \u003c\/strong\u003eOrder closes ♡ tote gets made ♡ arrives here ♡ I pack it ♡ off it goes to you!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHey Polly tees and totes are released through limited preorder windows throughout the year. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen a window is open, you can place your order. Once orders close, I organise production and get your tees made. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome designs will make a comeback in future windows, others might not. So if there's something you love, don't assume it'll always be around!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003eIf you order other goodies with your tote, everything will ship together once your preordered tee is ready. If you’d like your other goodies sooner, you’re more than welcome to place a separate order for them. xo\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe deets: \u003c\/strong\u003eHigh quality, 320 GSM, 100% cotton canvas. Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment. 42cm x 42cm, Gusset width 9.5cm, Strap length 72cm.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little heads up:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Colours may vary slightly between what you see on your screen and the finished product, as screens use RGB colour while printing uses CMYK. Mock-up images may also appear a little low-res due to the preview files supplied by my printer. Rest assured, your actual print will be crisp, sharp and high-resolution baby!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hey Polly - Tax included","offers":[{"title":"Light Pink","offer_id":45959299694658,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2034\/0043\/files\/FuckFas-White-Front-Crop_3_949e12b9-5b69-4375-a619-6b799ec3798a.jpg?v=1794369883","url":"https:\/\/heypolly.com.au\/products\/santa-hates-billionaires-tote-pre-order","provider":"Hey Polly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}